Blue Obama

"I'LL DO IT, I'LL SAY IT, Nig-"

Blue Obama is the leader and founder of the Moist Prisoners. It is unknown why/how he is blue, why he shares a resemblance to President Barrack Obama, or, most importantly, why he sounds like President Barack Obama, as it is never mentioned in Dangerous Thanksgiving Lore. He wields a standard Moist Prisone Rifle and is an expert at omnidirectional shooting, but his real skill comes from his leadership abilities.

APPEARANCE:

Blue

Looks like Barack Obama

Sounds like Barack Obama

CATCHPHRASES:

The Hard R

ABILITIES:

Omnidirectional shooting

Hand to hand combat

Leadership